Synopsis
Includes:
Two and a Half Men: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls (2004)
Two and a Half Men: A Bag Full of Jawea (2004)
Two and a Half Men: Back Off, Mary Poppins (2004)
Two and a Half Men: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana (2004)
Two and a Half Men: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers (2004)
Two and a Half Men: The Salmon Under My Sweater (2004)
Two and a Half Men: Yes, Monsignor (2004)
Two and a Half Men: Bad News from the Clinic (2004)
Two and a Half Men: Go Get Mommy's Bra (2004)
Two and a Half Men: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos (2004)
Two and a Half Men: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance (2004)
Two and a Half Men: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut (2005)
Two and a Half Men: Does Something Smell Funny to You? (2005)
Two and a Half Men: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother (2005)
Two and a Half Men: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey (2005)
Two and a Half Men: Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (2005)
Two and a Half Men: A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise (2005)
Two and a Half Men: It Was Mame, Mom (2005)
Two and a Half Men: Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam! (2005)
Two and a Half Men: Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? (2005)
Two and a Half Men: Smell the Umbrella Stand (2005)
Two and a Half Men: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab (2005)
Two and a Half Men: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On (2005)
Two and a Half Men: A Lung Full of Alan (2005)
Two and a Half Men: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Realizing that Charlie will no longer have to pay alimony if Judith remarries, a scheming Alan does his best to "help" Judith's latest romance move to the next level. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
Two and a Half Men: A Bag Full of Jawea
When Charlie learns that Jake is about to be suspended, he starts romancing the teacher who meted out the punishment in hopes that the situation can be resolved without incident. Later, after Jake sees his scantily clad teacher hanging out in Charlie's kitchen, the concerned uncle does his best to end the relationship. Unfortunately for Jake and Charlie, the spurned teacher doesn't take being dumped in stride. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
Two and a Half Men: Back Off, Mary Poppins
Alan is hurt that Charlie excludes him from his regular meeting with his friends, which he refuses to call "a support group." Sean Penn, Elvis Costello, and Harry Dean Stanton appear as themselves. ~ Bill Ecklund, Rovi
Two and a Half Men: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Evelyn has strong-armed Charlie and Alan into throwing a lavish party to celebrate her success in real estate, and in order to ensure that the guests will be well fed the brothers hire Berta's unstable sister Daisy as the caterer. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
Two and a Half Men: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
When Alan falls for a sexpot he met at the local grocery store, Charlie must watch over Jake as his brother has his every lusty fantasy fulfilled. Later, Charlie is prompted to take drastic action when Alan announces that he plans to marry his new girlfriend. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
Two and a Half Men: The Salmon Under My Sweater
When Charlie is hired to pen the theme of a television show based on a comic book that Jake reads regularly, he asks his nephew for some honest feedback. Meanwhile, Alan discovers a few things about Rose that makes her much more attractive to him. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
Two and a Half Men: Yes, Monsignor
Ducking out to a local coffee shop to avoid a girl he can't stand, Charlie winds up reconnecting with his ex-girlfriend Lisa, now a divorcee and single mother of one. Meanwhile, Jake struggles to find a good excuse for not getting good grades in school. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
Two and a Half Men: Bad News from the Clinic
Notorious ladies man Charlie discovers that some women are just as good at the game as he is when he falls for a beauty that's truly hard to hold. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
Two and a Half Men: Go Get Mommy's Bra
When Charlie loans Evelyn his car so that she can impress the Saudi prince she's trying to sell a house to, he borrows her hybrid so he can still get out and around. Later, after Jake berates his own mother for breaking up with her rich boyfriend, Charlie discovers something in his car that he would rather have overlooked. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
Two and a Half Men: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Taken aback after being turned down in a bar, Charlie discovers that a website that exposes his playboy lifestyle. Later, as Charlie sets out on a mission to discover who created the website, he does his best to make amends for standing up so many women in the past. Much to Charlie's surprise, most of the women take his apology in stride. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
Two and a Half Men: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
An old misdeed causes a rift between siblings when Evelyn tells Jake that Alan once shoplifted some Silly Putty, and Charlie reveals that he actually planted the putty in his brother. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
Two and a Half Men: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
Incensed at the way their mother has been criticizing Alan's parenting abilities, the brothers make the difficult decision to throw her out of the house. Later, when mom winds up in the hospital, Alan and Charlie become convinced that her "injury" is nothing more than a desperate ploy for attention. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
Two and a Half Men: Does Something Smell Funny to You?
As the second season of Two and a Half Men winds to a close, Jake gets up to read his report in front of the class as Charlie makes the mistake of sleeping with a particularly flirty trophy wife. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
Two and a Half Men: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
After borrowing a substantial chunk of change from Evelyn in order to buy a Porche, Alan is warned by Charlie that there's no such thing as a free ride. While Alan is skeptical at first, his worst fears are ultimately confirmed when Evelyn requests that he go out on a blind date with the daughter of the man she is currently dating. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
Two and a Half Men: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
Charlie and Alan have been bickering like little boys as of late, prompting a concerned Rose to set them both down so they might finally overcome their lingering adolescent issues. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
Two and a Half Men: Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow
Judith's house has been damaged in an earthquake, and now Alan has invited her to stay with himself and Charlie without first asking Charlie's permission. Later, when Judith goes out on a date, Alan recruits Charlie to help him find a date so he won't look like such a loser. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
Two and a Half Men: A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
Charlie and Alan are at a local café when they run into Charlie's ex-girlfriend Sherri. Smitten, Alan asks her out on a date. Despite the fact that she readily accepts, Alan can't seem to put she and Charlie's relationship out of mind when the big day finally arrives. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
Two and a Half Men: It Was Mame, Mom
In order to make a positive impression on an influential gay advertising executive named Eric, Charlie convinces Alan to pose as his life partner at an upcoming party. When Charlie meets Eric's beautiful ex-wife, however, the plan quickly threatens to come apart at the seams. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
Two and a Half Men: Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!
His back aching after a particularly vigorous night of fun between the sheets, Charlie goes to the doctor for a quick check-up. When his doctor turns out to be a beautiful woman, Charlie can't help but hit on her. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
Two and a Half Men: Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
When Judith heads out for a week long vacation in Hawaii, Alan and Charlie are saddled with the responsibility of looking after Jake. When the IRS shows up to perform an audit on Charlie, an already stressful week turns absolutely excruciating. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
Two and a Half Men: Smell the Umbrella Stand
When Alan becomes concerned about his upcoming colonoscopy, Charlie attempts to distract his brother with an impromptu trip to Las Vegas. Unfortunately, a series of mini disasters causes Alan to become even more stressed out than he was before. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
Two and a Half Men: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Upon discovering that Jake spent Spring Break with Judith's parents, Evelyn insists that he spend the night at her place for a change. While at first Alan and Charlie are reluctant to agree, a trip to the bar after dropping Jake off goes a long way towards drowning the brothers' guilt. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
Two and a Half Men: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
When Evelyn learns that her second husband Harry has died, Jake, Charlie, and Alan agree to accompany her to the funeral. But while Jake is excited about seeing his first dead body and Alan simply wants to pay his respects, all Charlie can think about is the dearly departed's beautiful, newly single widow. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
Two and a Half Men: A Lung Full of Alan
When Charlie reconnects with a beautiful former classmate who seems to want something more than friendship, Alan becomes unusually jealous. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
