Album Tracks 1. Castle Rock Pinot Noir 2. How to Grow a Beard/Moustache 3. Avon Peach Hand Lotion 4. Lindor Truffles 5. Restless Leg Syndrome 6. Aerosol Warnings 7. Sleepytime Herb Tea 8. Periogard Oral Rinse 9. Trader Joe's Low-Fat Cinnamon Raisin Granola 10. Excerpts from An Employer's Informational Handbook