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If you've ever found yourself using a pair of scissors to get rid of documents that implicate you in complicated money laundering schemes that involve a cartel run by elves who pose as legitimate mining professionals and funded by a group of retired dungeons and dragons players who are still mad that the Maze Runner movies didn't live up to the quality of the books, then this machine is perfect for you. It is compact in size, making it easier for the elves to assist you, and very quiet so that it doesn't wake up the boarder that they found sleeping in the woods some time ago. It also shreds the documents into micro-cut particles. If you save them, each time someone does something spectacular, you can toss it in the air and let it rain confetti-like incriminating documents before you leave the room and avoid vacuuming it later.
