Just Die Already - Nintendo Switch, Nintendo Switch Lite [Digital]
ESRB Rating: M (Mature 17+)
SKU: 6473292
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Just Die Already is an old people mayhem sandbox game created by the designers of Goat Simulator. You are an old, retired person in a near future where people aren't having any children. There isn't anyone to pay for pensions due to those ungrateful millennials who prefer playing video games instead of doing actual work. With no one to cover your living costs, you - just like all other old people in this world - have no other choice but to survive on your own. How will you survive in a world that wants you to Just Die Already? To make things worse, you've just been kicked out of your retirement home, and your only option now is to perform dangerous challenges and explore the world for retirement tickets to qualify for free retirement care. So with society wishing you dead, isn't it finally time to live a little? Free post-launch PVP modes - available now Give the boomers what they deserve by having them fight for their lives. Compete against your other old friends with this new free Player Versus Player update. Play in 4 new arenas, customize your game modes, and start ripping each other's limbs off. Brace yourself up to your nipples in your old man pants, this Old Vs Old mayhem competition is on.
Be old, be bold
You get to be an old person. Angry, fragile, poor and hating the world: the dream you didn't know you had until now. Finally, you have found something in common with your grandparents
Break a leg, break a neck
Discover the joys of being old and made of glass - anything can break you, and you can break your everything
Don't try this at (retirement) home
Complete dangerous challenges that you will never ever try at home, and answer existential questions like: can you launch yourself from a catapult and land on someone? Or, can you survive losing your head, grabbing it and whacking someone with it?
One mission: retire
Earn rewards by completing dangerous challenges. Your goal? To qualify for a proper retirement home. That makes perfect sense. Word of advice: try and stay in one piece so you can enjoy it in the end
Sandbox multiplayer
Play alone, or with up to 4 players in online multiplayer. Complete challenges together, or just cause mayhem and rip your friends' limbs off
Be old. Twice
You get to be an old person. So good, we said it twice
Limitless interaction
Pick up and interact with a very wide variety of objects. Everything from giant trouts, trampolines, guns, electrical wiring, and fireworks, just to mention a few. Bazookas, axes, trombones, air horns and jetpacks to mention a few more. Yes, they all can be used to hurt and maim
Embrace your inner boomer
Wreak havoc on the millennial and zoomer population (we forgot Generation X, just like everyone else). NPCs react differently depending on their age - some will laugh and clap at others getting hurt while others will run away in terror
The game can be as crazy as you
The city is filled with detailed environments, loaded with secrets and hidden paths, that encourage detailed exploration and quirky experimentation to truly see it all
Old. Person
Okay, that's the last time, we promise