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Nestled deep in the heart of the galaxy, our state-of-the-art facility at Slaycation Paradise offers exclusive access to leisurely slaying activities for all warp travellers looking to get away from the daily grind. Explore our beautiful & chaotic destinations filled with an array of monsters intent on your demise. Slay away your worries and have the time of your life as the world around you withers and dies! Visit our unique and exotic apocalyptic locations: Slaycation Paradise’s unique inter-dimensional portals offer an enticing selection of alternate Earth annihilation scenarios for you and your family to enjoy. Marvel at stunning vistas as worlds die in fiery hellscapes. Dangle your toes in rivers of blood while sipping on a margarita*. For that ‘impending end of the universe' feeling, there's nothing like Slaycation Paradise. Come on in, the slaughter's lovely! (*Use of heavy weapons while under the influence of alcohol is not recommended.)