Customer Ratings & Reviews

I've seen some really horrible movies in my time. I'm one of those movie fans that likes terrible movies, if only to laugh at how horrible they are. This movie is beyond horrible. It's so bad that you can hardly grasp where it is set geographically. Is it Australia? Is it Africa? Who knows.. definitely not the writers. Apparently, they were too busy trying to stuff as much character development into their plot that they couldn't be bothered with factual story lines. For example, the film is supposed to be set in Australia. They say the murderer is locked up in Pretoria, which is in South Africa. That'd work if it weren't for him getting loose and somehow driving a truck back to his Australian victim's house. You may be asking yourself such questions as, "Why is there a murderer in a movie about the sun exploding?" or "Why is a small factual hiccup such a problem?" Trust me, there are way more than that. Like the genius scientist that doesn't verify Luke Perry's mathematical computations and instead decides to flee to Maldives with beautiful mountains in the background, and apparently a single shack which contains a single blonde Jewish hottie bartender. Luckily, their discourse spawns the only remotely clever line in three hours of garbage. It quickly went downhill when that hottie slept with Peter Fonda, who looks old enough to be her grandfather. Why is that unbelievable? It's not, it's just highly unlikely. I was so tempted to turn this movie off after an hour, but I stuck with it through the whole film. It has some of the worst acting I've ever witnessed. If you've seen Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, the acting is pretty much on par with that. The biggest difference is that Lorenzo Lamas and Tiffany had chemistry. The only people who had chemistry in this movie were Peter Fonda and the hottie Jewish bartender. There were so many scenes in this movie that I thought were outtakes that I had to check to make sure I wasn't watching some extended director's cut. My wife even commented after the first half of the movie (and after our laughing fit had died down), "Did they really think they couldn't have cut some of those scenes? This is ridiculous." If you're planning to relax and watch something that makes you think, stay away from this movie. If you love terrible movies, you may like this one... that is if you are into story inconsistencies, poor acting, poor research, poor writing, scientific inaccuracies, and a slew of other high-schoolers-could-do-better problems that are found in this movie.

Horrible movie. Complete waste of time. Don't bother watching unless you enjoy being bored...really really bored. SKIP IT