So I had a hot date, you know? We went to the Fuddruckers by Best Buy and ate 1 pound burgers and I payed for it. They were both delicious. After that, she wanted to go back to my house. Let me say, I was down. When we got back to my basement, I thought to myself, "What's a good record to spin to set the mood?" Let me say, I'm a player, and I had it covered. I put on Rhye's Woman, the new seductive debut record from Rhye. The second the needle got into the grooves, we were both mesmerised. "What is this?" My date asked. I was like, "Woman, you know?" She was like, "What?" and I was like, "WOMAN LADY! CLEAN OUT YOUR EARS!" It took some explaining but she finally got. It would have been a perfect night, if my best friend Leet Larry wasn't playing my Xbox when we were trying to make out. Still, you can't blame the record for that. I later found out the vocalist was a man, and not actually a woman, but good music, is good music, you know? I keep telling that to Larry, but he refuses to believe it. To you as the reader, believe it. This is hands down one of my top 10 records of the year 2013. A real gem and worth spending the extra buck on to get on a glossy vinyl record. But Buyer Beware: I can never find the dog gone thing because there is no printing on the spine of it. It took me almost a half an hour to find it as I sorted through my extensive collection of vinyl as my date waited patiently for me to set the mood. No wonder I didn't get laid.
I would recommend this to a friend
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