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Format: DVD
Release Date: 01-28-2003
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Product Name: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter [DVD] [2001]
UPC: 022891102892
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Rated 1 out of 5 stars
OMG!!!!!! i wish i could give this movie a -1
When i watched this movie i got physically ill,granted i tortured myself and so did a few friends and we sat down and watched the enitre steaming pile that this movie is,i had no idea what was going on in the movie from one point to the next,it was like watching a car wreck into a nursing home and setting everyone on fire,it seemed as tho the might have drugged the actors cuz it was so bad they had to be high on something for real,the fight scenes were so slow and horrible it made me feel as tho that i myself was bruce lee compaird to that,there was some really funny parts in the movie but i dont they did it on purpose cuz the parts that were supose to be funny were not at all,if you like pain and enjoy a good migrane watch this movie but i sugest you hit yourself in the head with a hammer first,atleast it wont take as long.
Posted by bignizzos
Rated 1 out of 5 stars
So bad, it's...bad
I wanted this movie to be so bad it was good, but it was just bad.
I'm not easily offended and it wasn't the religous thing that bothered me. I can actually get behind a vampire-slaying savior. The filmmaking is sub-par, even for amatures. It's only gets worse when you realize this is not the filmmakers' first film so they should definitely know better.
I really wish I could get back that 90 minutes of my life.
This movie is hilarious in every aspect. Everything from the campy b movie acting to the costumes adds a little bit more to the already laugh out loud plot. The songs add a "cannibal the musical" type feel to the movie making it that much more funny. Anyone who doesn't enjoy this movie obviously didn't look at the title, as one simple glace at the cover can tell you everything you will need to know about it: its a campy b movie. Its going to be bad, but that's the fun of it. If you enjoy b movies like "plan 9 from outer space" or "evil dead" then this movie is perfect for you.
