Customer Ratings & Reviews

This Nintendo console is INCREDIBLE. I mean truly fantastic. The highest echelon, ne plus ultra. So decidely, irrefutably, bombastically perfect that, in fact, the Queen of England herself knighted this console. In due respect, the Sir 2DS exists not simply as a medium of which to enjoy video games—but of which to experience life itself, born anew. Its figure, so wonderfully chiseled, sensually caressing the inside of the palm. Have you played a slab of cheese before? If so, the mere precense of this console—nay, this mechanical deity—within your hands may evoke such memories of cheese slabery. The visual fidelity of the twin screens exists in a realm of quality beyond that of what even 8K can offer. An experience so piovtal, so life changing, that it will feel as if Mario himself exits the screen to kiss your cheek. Why visit an art musuem, or study classical art? Michelangelo hinself weaps, for the apical of art, the apotheosis of aristocracy, the avalon devine, has been found…