Kirk Wong directed this comedy actioner about mild-mannered, beleaguered hitman Melvin Smiley (Mark Wahlberg), who very much wants to be liked. However, the naive Mel is being taken advantage of by both his girlfriends and associates (who cheat him out of his bonuses). Mel and his "Odd Squad" -- Cisco (Lou Diamond Phillips), Crunch (Bokeem Woodbine), Vince (Antonio Sabato Jr.), and Gump (Robin Dunne) -- work for Paris (Avery Brooks), head of an international crime cartel and a contractor for hit jobs. Mel's mistress Chantel (Lela Rochon), who views him as a meal ticket, lives rent-free in his house, misspends his money, and is continually thinking of ways to get more from him. Her latest scheme is concocting tales about overdue mortgage and car payments, but she really wants the money to run away with her lover Sergio. Mel and his team head into a big shootout to waste some rival mobsters. One person kills the electricity; the others don night-vision goggles. Melvin handles most of the action, including shooting while bungee-bouncing near a staircase, finally making a spectacular bungee-exit from the top floors of the building just as it explodes in flames. A quick and easy weekend job backfires when their kidnap victim, a rich industrialist's teenage daughter Keiko Nishi (China Chow), turns out to be the godchild of their boss, crime czar Paris. When Cisco, mastermind of the plan, is summoned by Paris, he manages to shift blame to Mel. Meanwhile, Chantel absconds with Mel's earnings just as the disapproving parents (Elliott Gould, Lainie Kazan) of Mel's fiancee Pam (Christina Applegate) are due for a visit. Since Pam gave her parents $50,000 from Mel's bank account, they're on their way to thank him and hopefully benefit from another financial windfall. As his professional and domestic woes collide, Mel finds himself dodging bullets while trying to impress his potential in-laws. Throw in an overzealous video-store clerk demanding the return of an overdue tape (King Kong Returns), and it's not long before Mel's life starts to unravel.~Bhob Stewart
The vast majority of our reviews come from verified purchases. Reviews from customers may include My Best Buy members, employees, and Tech Insider Network members (as tagged). Select reviewers may receive discounted products or points for an honest, helpful review.
Page 1 Showing 1-8 of 12 reviews
Rated 4 out of 5 stars
Fun action comedy!
Owned for 1 week when reviewed.
Kidnapping gone VERY wrong! Mark Wahlberg and fellow hitmen kidnap a young girl unaware that she is the goddaughter of their boss. Double crosses, shootouts and chases ensue! Enjoyable action/comedy.
I would recommend this to a friend
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
Super FUN movie!!
"Straight jackin' saves you that mad cream!" Lol
This is one of my favorite all - time action comedies. The plot isn't special and it's kinda campy but this movie isn't meant to be taken seriously. It's just a fun movie from beginning to end. Lots of funny bits and quotes. Lou Diamond Phillips over - acting the bad guy role is thoroughly entertaining! Bokeem Woodbine as a grown man who just discovered masturbation adds lots of hilarity. And Avery Brooks as the crime boss is just badass! This is such an underrated film!