A:AnswerAmazingly YES IT DOES!!!! This laptop is one of a kind with a one-of-a-kind never done before function of Taking a Dump right on your lap!! This laptop is equipped with a high-powered bullcrap filtering system that allows the laptop to cipher through your enormous amounts of Bullcrap and plop it right back down on your lap!! It's incredible!! It can even detect your bullcrap levels and how often you are full of crap allowing it to make split-second decisions on how often and how much bullcrap of yours it needs to release right on your lap to keep it running like the day you bought it and keeping its security at top notch! It's truly one of a kind! As long as you are full of it the Laptop will keep throwing it back! It is quite amazing how it just takes all your bullcrap and returns it right back to you! It even has a special feature of knowing just exactly whose bullcrap it's filtering through allowing it to return the crap to its respected user by laying a nice fat smelly one right on your lap!! It's truly mind-blowing!! As always, thank you for your money, and have a wonderful and amazingly crappy day! Enjoy your bullcrap!
