I recently had the life-altering pleasure of purchasing the Tech21 Evo Frame Case for Samsung Galaxy Edge S7, and, to put it mildly, it has been life-altering.
Allow me to make a comparison.
You saunter over to your local MerceLexIfini dealership and decide to acquire the latest of their uber-costly luxury sedans. You drive it home. You show your friends. You drive it to work for a day or two. But then... you realize something. It might get scratched! It might get dented!
Pop quiz: What can you do?
One thing and one thing alone. You park that luxury vehicle safely near the back of the lot, diagonally across two spaces because that is scientifically proved to safeguard any car, and then run do not walk into the store to do the only sensible thing possible. You purchase a full-sized, form-fitting, rubberized plastic sarcophagus for your new vehicle, to keep it out of harm's way. Obviously. Anyone who doesn't do so is playing with fire.
And that is exactly what this case is for, assuming the car in this analogy is your new phone, and the sarcophagus is this case. "You" still represents "you."
You bought an expensive phone, yet it's light as a feather. It slips in and out of your pocket or purse with dangerous ease. It slides across your countertop or desk or workbench or foosball table with the grace of Brian Boitano gliding across ice.
Do not kid yourself. Every single second is a risk. You know, in your heart, the truth. You know your phone is only a heartbeat from destruction at any moment.
What will save it? What will protect your precious cargo?
You owe it to civilization to enshrine your phone in this plastic angel and let it sing! Hark! Hear it call out to you in safety and security and with an aesthetic that is price-appropriate. Doesn't your luxurious, top of the line phone - something you may be paying a large sum for monthly over the next several years - deserve the kind of swaddle cloth that you can get for a couple of Andrew Jacksons? Yep. I nodded with you. I know.
And the color. It's called Smokie. What better way to relive the 1977 classic Burt Reynolds film than to simply look into the awesome grayness of this case. Go on, you Bandit!
If you have already bought this case, I raise mine to you in solidarity!
If you haven't, I simply shake my head, wondering what you're waiting for. Every moment is one where your phone, like a certain one ring, might forsake you, slide off the couch, and dash itself on your new formica floor.
Don't be a statistic. Get this case. For America.