Look, I'm a grown man with a job and a family. I do not often buy hats with eyes and ears on them, at least not for my own personal use. But this thing came free with South Park and the Fractured But Whole, so who am I to say no to a complimentary hat?
Tight, but high quality. You can really tell it's no knockoff garment, it's the real deal with the South Park tags to prove it. The little ears up top are far too "adorable" for a man my size and age to wear (6'4" and over, say, 12 years old), but I'm not gonna lie: I'm tempted.
It's a shame The Coon was the worst character in the game, or I'd be wearing this a lot more often and a lot less ashamed! Try it, if you're man enough! Which I am not, clearly.